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A three-year plan for our Motley friend would be quite foolish. Beyond the
obvious activities, such as foolish investing, the fool will have to forge
new ground with innovative ideas in an as of yet unseen frontier.
As soon as no one is watching, the fools will organize themselves, and be
publicly traded. To the amazement of the casual observer, but not the Foolish
follower, the stock will rise to become one of the four, allowing our Motley
friends to not only invest in themselves, but to be futher and Foolishly
lusted after by other apostles of the Fool's philosophy. Would it not be
a dream come true to be able to own a piece of the Fool that urges us to
be so foolish?
King Jester, realizing the importance of communication with his subjects,
will use satellites to transmit up-to-the-second information throughout fooldom.
Receivers, organically implanted between the brain lobes of each tribute
paying jester-in-training, will decrypt data and place it directly into the
thought processes. We would never again be able to claim we missed a foolish
opportunity because we'd always be informed!
Finally, the Motley Fool and the foolish ideas he spreads, will become known
worldwide, like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy! Children
will put stock certificates under their matresses, waiting for them to be
blessed overnight by the Motley Fool and grow in value. Parents will tell
their children stories of how the Motley Fool's unwise philosophy helped
them to make Foolish decisions about the family portfolio. Children will
dream visions of jesters wearing ballcaps and dancing the dance of the dow.
Great joy will be known all over Fooldom, and profits will be found in all
brokerage accounts.
On second thought, maybe that's just too Foolish.
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August 7, 1997
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