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Top Ten Things for the Fools to Do in the Next Three Years

10. Sell Iomega. Not the stock, the company itself, after having purchased it with combined Fool shareholdings.

9. Invent a system that not only finds stocks guaranteed to break out to the upside, it also divines winning lottery numbers.

8. Begin a new religion, "Foolentology." Congregation prays for redemption of shares before the Wise men appear. Boring converts dipped in holy Tidewater.

7. Publish new book, "Why We Bought ATCT and Just Shut Up Already, Will Ya?"

6. Follow it up a year later with the bestseller, "How We Made Millions Buying ATCT."

5. Start buying stocks for their DRIP portfolio.

4. Establish a mutual fund.

3. Fire each other for establishing a mutual fund when the whole idea was to get people to do research and think for themselves.

2. Rehire each other after weeping for forgiveness on "Oprah," while also pushing their latest book tour.

1. Rename themselves, "The New Really Serious Motley Fools!"

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