Pork Belly A bloated blob of bilious bombast, Pork Belly has a girth so imposing he makes Jabba the Hut look like an ectomorph. A vortex of pure gluttony, his massive proportions exert their own gravitational pull, sucking hard-earned dollars from the wallets of individual investors directly into his gaping maw. This dastardly cur enjoys growing fat off of ruinous commissions, and is so diabolical that in his spare time he has tried to induce cardiac arrest in an accountant by sneaking up on him and yelling "imbalance!" Be warned... this dangerous bad guy is still at large... VERY large!

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