Wednesday, April 24, 1996
Blabbertalky
by
Jefferson Delman

'Twas Brilligg, and the slithy Wise
were dire, and gambled on the street.
All mimsy where the CNBC crews
predicting earnings would not beat.

Beware their Blabbertalk my son
Their jaws that jive, their hoards of cash!
Beware the Kernenbird
and shun the frumious Dorfmansnatch!

He took his port'ble Zip in hand
Long time the maxed out shorts he sought.
So rested KE by the Tum Tum tree
while Jaz played as they came.

And as in Wise-ish thought they stood
their Blabbertalk with E-mail flame
came whiffling thru the T.V. tube
defensive, out of shame!

One two! One two! And through and through.
Kim's 100 megs went snicker snack!
He knocked them dead, their faces red!
And returned to Roy on track!

And hath thou slain that Blabbertalk?
Come to our arms, thou Utah boy!
Oh frabjous day! Calloh callay!
Fools chortled in their joy!

'Twas brilligg, and the slithy Wise
were dire, and gambled on the street.
All mimsy were their pocketbooks
Yes, thine earnings sure were sweet!

Transmitted: 4/24/96