Boring Portfolio Report
Friday, December 27, 1996

by Greg Markus (MF Boring)

SAN DIEGO, Calif. (Dec. 27) -- Greetings from the Hyatt in San Diego, home of the 1996 Republican National Convention and, for the next few days, your Boring correspondent.

The sun has moved behind some clouds as a bright blue tug guides a freighter into the harbor, 28 floors beneath my window. To the right, the Tijuana trolley jingles along on its way down to the border. Looking north, the La Jolla hills are barely visible in the mist. I'll be heading that way tomorrow to test ride one of the fastest bicycles on the planet -- and just maybe take it back home with me. Tonight, it'll be Mexican food in Old Town. But first ... da stocks.

I see that as I napped through "Jack" on the flight from DTW to SAN today, the Dow established a new all-time high, gaining 16 points (0.22%) to close at 6561. The S&P 500 rose a point (0.13%), but the Nasdaq lost 3 (-0.23%). As for the Boring Portfolio, it lost $75, or 0.13%, hurt by weakness in its "tech" holdings -- especially Oracle Corp., which fell $1 1/4.

For the week, The Borefolio gained 0.56%. That compares with a full percentage point gain for the S&P 500 but only 0.23% for the Nasdaq.

Oracle was sucked into the vacuum left as shares of software leader Computer Associates imploded Friday. The night before, CA let it be known that quarterly revenues would probably end up in the $1 billion to $1.1 billion range rather than the $1.2 billion that many analysts were expecting. Earnings in line with analysts' consensus estimate of $0.75 would nevertheless be "achievable," said the company.

"Drop dead," said traders, lopping 21% off the market value of CA in a matter of hours. Let that be a lesson to any business that dares come in a bit light on the top line in any given quarter.

Computer Associates cited "soft" revenues from European operations as being responsible for the revenue shortfall. As Oracle shareholders know only too well, Oracle also blamed those darn Europeans for the company missing its quarterly targets earlier this month.

In any event, ORCL fell $1 1/4 today. At least they were in good company: Microsoft went down, too. And BMC. And shares of a slew of other great companies that make the stuff that turns computers into something other than expensive doorstops.

Cisco and Solectron dipped today, also, as the entire Boring tech sector went down for the count.

Not everything fell, though. Green Tree Financial continued to perk up nicely, adding $3/4 today on the heels of Thursday's $1 1/8 gain. And Carlisle rose $7/8 to $59 1/2 -- a fraction below its all-time high. Please note that Carlisle shares split 2-for-1 on January 2. Tidewater rose, too, climbing $3/8 to $47.

I saw no news on any Boring stocks today, but I won't let that stop me from rattling on just a bit longer. As is my habit when I fly, I pick up a copy of Investor's Business Daily on my way to the gate and poke around in the stock stats to see what looks interesting. The Friday edition is particularly useful, as it contains a section called "Your Week-end Review" listing stocks with outstanding earnings and recent share price performance. (The utility of IBD's editorials is another matter entirely; I'll just set that matter aside for today.)

As I glanced down the list, there were plenty of wildcat oil drillers and stratospherically-priced computer "help desk" stocks that don't fit my particular tastes. But there were also a score or more stocks that might feel right at home in the Borefolio -- and that I just might buy in '97.

There's Simpson Manufacturing, which makes screws and fasteners -- an outstandingly strong stock. And Herman Miller, designer and fabricator of some of the most beautiful office furniture in the world -- and one fine business, too. And Sinter Metals, Cleveland-based maker of gears, bearings, and sprockets for use in cars, home appliances, lawn and garden equipment, and power tools. Then there's Miller Industries, the world's largest maker of towtrucks. And Manitowac, which manufactures huge construction cranes and dock loaders but also made the ice machine down the hall from my hotel room.

Which reminds me: it's time for drinks at pool-side! Have a great week-end, folks. See you Monday.


TODAY'S NUMBERS
Stock  Change    Bid
--------------------
BGP   ---      35.75
CSL   +  7/8   59.50
CSCO  -  7/8   65.63
GNT   +  1/2   39.63
ORCL  -1 1/4   42.75
OXHP  -  1/8   57.88
PMSI  ---      11.25
SLR   -  3/4   54.63
                   Day   Month    Year  History
        BORING   -0.13%  -2.60%  16.62%  16.62%
        S&P 500  +0.12%  -0.03%  21.74%  21.74%
        NASDAQ   -0.23%  -0.08%  24.07%  24.07%

    Rec'd   #  Security     In At       Now    Change

  2/28/96  200 Borders Gr    22.51     35.75    58.80%
   2/2/96  200 Green Tree    30.39     39.63    30.40%
  6/26/96  100 Cisco Syst    53.90     65.63    21.75%
  5/24/96  100 Oxford Hea    48.02     57.88    20.51%
  8/13/96  100 Carlisle C    52.65     59.50    13.01%
   3/8/96  400 Prime Medi    10.07     11.25    11.73%
 12/23/96  100Tidewater I    46.52     47.00     1.02%
 10/15/96  100 Solectron     54.52     54.63     0.18%
 11/21/96  100 Oracle Cor    48.65     42.75   -12.13%

    Rec'd   #  Security     In At     Value    Change

  2/28/96  200 Borders Gr  4502.49   7150.00  $2647.51
   2/2/96  200 Green Tree  6077.49   7925.00  $1847.51
  6/26/96  100 Cisco Syst  5389.99   6562.50  $1172.51
  5/24/96  100 Oxford Hea  4802.49   5787.50   $985.01
  8/13/96  100 Carlisle C  5264.99   5950.00   $685.01
   3/8/96  400 Prime Medi  4027.49   4500.00   $472.51
 12/23/96  100Tidewater I  4652.49   4700.00    $47.51
 10/15/96  100 Solectron   5452.49   5462.50    $10.01
 11/21/96  100 Oracle Cor  4864.99   4275.00  -$589.99

                             CASH   $5999.08
                            TOTAL  $58311.58



Transmitted: 12/27/96