Boring Portfolio Report
Monday, December 23, 1996

by Greg Markus (MF Boring)

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (Dec. 23) -- It appears there were relatively few buyers in the stock market today -- just as in many retail stores this past week-end. The Dow managed a narrow 5 point gain, but the S&P 500 lost 2 (-0.26%) and the Nasdaq fell 9 (-0.70%) as computer makers and networking stocks got hit good and hard.

The Boring Portfolio managed to do slightly worse yet, falling 0.80% in net asset value.

Cabletron Systems reported quarterly earnings that merely matched analysts' expectations. You know what that means. Blammo, Christmas or no Christmas -- down $4 3/8. The repercussions sent anything in the neighborhood tumbling into the street, including our Cisco Systems. Cisco slid $5/8 today, which put it among the least hard-hit in the group. Thank goodness for small favors.

Box-makers like Dell, Compaq, and Gateway got knocked around, as well. That didn't help shares of Solectron, which lost two bucks on volume barely above 100,000 shares.

Oracle got hit, too, losing $7/8. That despite (or because of?) news from the company that Jack Kemp had rejoined the board of directors. Said the former GOP Veep candidate, "Oracle is not only a leader in their industry, but is also one of the visionary companies driving the new information age."

Well, you got that right, Jack.

Borders Group dropped $3/8, too. Preliminary reports from the retail front indicate that Christmas sales were "good," but probably not up to the 10% gains over last year that shopkeepers were hoping for. So says Britt Beemer, chairman of America's Research Group. Could be, but I was doin', uh. "research" in two Borders this past week-end -- the Mother Church store here in Ann Arbor and the beauty on the Magnificent Mile in Chicago -- and both places were jammed.

Green Tree Financial lost a buck today, too, because ... well, actually I have no idea why.

Believe it or not, not everything Boring lost ground today. Prime Medical managed a $1/8 gain, and Oxford Health rose a full dollar. Carlisle Companies was unchanged at $58 3/8.

I added 100 shares of Tidewater Inc. to the Borefolio today, and the stock is already pulling its share of the load. TDW closed at $46 5/8, or 3/8 higher than where I made the buy this morning. With transaction fees factored in, TDW's $10.01 in the black -- as in crude oil.

Remember: the stock markets close at 1 p.m. EST tomorrow. That'll give you bags of time to get your shopping done.


TODAY'S NUMBERS
Stock  Change    Bid
--------------------
BGP   -  3/8   35.00
CSL   ---      58.38
CSCO  -  5/8   64.38
GNT   -1       38.25
ORCL  -  7/8   42.38
OXHP  +1       58.50
PMSI  +  1/8   11.25
SLR   -2       53.50
TDW  + 3/64   46.63

                   Day   Month    Year  History
        BORING   -0.80%  -3.92%  15.05%  15.05%
        S&P 500  -0.26%  -1.33%  20.16%  20.16%
        NASDAQ   -0.70%  -1.02%  22.91%  22.91%

    Rec'd   #  Security     In At       Now    Change

  2/28/96  200 Borders Gr    22.51     35.00    55.47%
   2/2/96  200 Green Tree    30.39     38.25    25.87%
  5/24/96  100 Oxford Hea    48.02     58.50    21.81%
  6/26/96  100 Cisco Syst    53.90     64.38    19.43%
   3/8/96  400 Prime Medi    10.07     11.25    11.73%
  8/13/96  100 Carlisle C    52.65     58.38    10.87%
 12/23/96  100Tidewater I    46.52     46.63     0.22%
 10/15/96  100 Solectron     54.52     53.50    -1.88%
 11/21/96  100 Oracle Cor    48.65     42.38   -12.90%


    Rec'd   #  Security     In At     Value    Change

  2/28/96  200 Borders Gr  4502.49   7000.00  $2497.51
   2/2/96  200 Green Tree  6077.49   7650.00  $1572.51
  6/26/96  100 Cisco Syst  5389.99   6437.50  $1047.51
  5/24/96  100 Oxford Hea  4802.49   5850.00  $1047.51
  8/13/96  100 Carlisle C  5264.99   5837.50   $572.51
   3/8/96  400 Prime Medi  4027.49   4500.00   $472.51
 12/23/96  100Tidewater I  4652.49   4662.50    $10.01
 10/15/96  100 Solectron   5452.49   5350.00  -$102.49
 11/21/96  100 Oracle Cor  4864.99   4237.50  -$627.49

                             CASH   $5999.08
                            TOTAL  $57524.08



Transmitted: 12/20/96