Boring Portfolio Report
Monday, November 18, 1996

by Greg Markus (MF Boring)

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (Nov. 18) -- Wonder of wonders, the Dow actually failed to advance on Monday, the first time in 11 sessions. It didn't fall far, though -- just a bit more than one point (-0.02%). The S&P 500 slipped less than a point (-0.08%), while the Nasdaq's loss was more noticeable: down 7.2, or -0.57%.

The Boring Portfolio lost $37.50 (-0.06%) in net value, not counting a few bucks of accrued interest on the $15K sitting in a money market account. The Borefolio incurred a $1 3/8 scissoring in Cisco and $7/8 bruising at Borders. No news on either of those stocks, unless you count the story in those morning's NY Times chronicling a tiff between Michael Moore (of "Roger and Me" fame) and Borders.

It seems that Moore appeared recently at a Borders in Philly to autograph copies of his latest best-seller, "Downsize This!" While there, he got himself in the middle of a union organizing action at the store. Moore claims that because of that, he's been banned from promoting his book at any Border's nationwide. Borders denies it and insists they're "perplexed" at why Moore would attack a company that has been so active in selling his book. Moore says he's willing to take Borders at their word and resume his appearances at the stores.

I like Moore -- I lived just south of Flint during the worst of the auto industry downturn in the '80s, and his skewering of GM was right on target, as far as I'm concerned. And I like Borders -- as does Moore, for that matter. He called it "the best bookstore in America." I hope they've got things patched up.

Oh, look! Prime Medical Services rose 7.5% today -- and on volume of 370,500 shares, no less -- to move back into the plus column for the Borefolio. Another 70% or so and the stock will be fairly valued, I reckon.

Green Tree Financial, which looked like it might have gone dormant during the recent cold snap, perked up a bit on Monday, as well.

Lastly, I suspect that when I turn tonight to the Cisco folder in the Motley Fool stock boards on AOL, I'll find a post or two worrying about whether today's loss signals the beginning of a significant downturn in the stock. My answer, of course, is ... I have absolutely no idea.

What I do know is that John Force, manager of the PBHG Technology and Communications Fund, is right on the mark when he says (in the current issue of "Barron's"), "I believe in the pipe."

No, he wasn't commenting on the passage of the medicinal marijuana proposition in California. He was referring to communications bandwidth, the Internet, networking -- stuff like that. Force continued, "As a result of the Internet, we need more switches and more routers and more concentrators. The Internet is not going away."

You won't be surprised to learn that John Force likes Cisco. A lot.

So do I.


TODAY'S NUMBERS
Stock  Change    Bid
--------------------
BGP   -  7/8   35.75
CSL   +  1/8   55.38
CSCO  -1 3/8   63.38
GNT   +  1/4   39.88
OXHP  -  1/4   53.13
PMSI  +  3/4   10.88
SLR   -  5/8   57.75
                   Day   Month    Year  History
        BORING   -0.06%   3.09%  15.75%  15.75%
        S&P 500  -0.08%   4.50%  18.56%  18.56%
        NASDAQ   -0.57%   2.71%  20.52%  20.52%

    Rec'd   #  Security     In At       Now    Change

  2/28/96  200 Borders Gr    22.51     35.75    58.80%
   2/2/96  200 Green Tree    30.39     39.88    31.22%
  6/26/96  100 Cisco Syst    53.90     63.38    17.58%
  5/24/96  100 Oxford Hea    48.02     53.13    10.62%
   3/8/96  400 Prime Medi    10.07     10.88     8.01%
 10/15/96  100 Solectron     54.52     57.75     5.91%
  8/13/96  100 Carlisle C    52.65     55.38     5.18%



    Rec'd   #  Security     In At     Value    Change

  2/28/96  200 Borders Gr  4502.49   7150.00  $2647.51
   2/2/96  200 Green Tree  6077.49   7975.00  $1897.51
  6/26/96  100 Cisco Syst  5389.99   6337.50   $947.51
  5/24/96  100 Oxford Hea  4802.49   5312.50   $510.01
   3/8/96  400 Prime Medi  4027.49   4350.00   $322.51
 10/15/96  100 Solectron   5452.49   5775.00   $322.51
  8/13/96  100 Carlisle C  5264.99   5537.50   $272.51


                             CASH  $15435.93
                            TOTAL  $57873.43



Transmitted: 11/18/96