Boring Portfolio Report
Tuesday, October 29, 1996

by Greg Markus (MF Boring)

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (Oct. 29) -- The Dow and S&P 500 showed some strength on Tuesday, as a fresh round of economic stats re-re-reiterated that inflation is under control and General Franco is still dead (that's an old joke that Gen-Xers can pass by). The Dow picked up 34 points to move above the 6000 mark again, while the S&P rose 0.61% to close above 700.

Life on the Nasdaq was less pleasant, thanks to a flash from a Saloman Brothers analyst who announced that he had seen "a distinct softening in overall retail computer sales over the last few weeks." Pretty much anything with a chip in it, other than a Frito-Lay bag, crashed and burned on the, uh, news. The Nasdaq finished the session off more than a full percentage point in value, on volume of over a half-billion shares (Nasdaq-style).

Geez, Louise. And those guys complain about online chat hype?

As for the Boring Portfolio, it pretty much split the difference today. Our "tech sector," consisting of Cisco Systems and Solectron, backed off a bit, while Borders Group, Carlisle, and Prime Medical provided some countervailing thrust. All in all, the Borefolio lost $25, not counting a few bucks in interest swept in by our $15K in cash.

There was absolutely zippo by way of Borefolio news today, which suits me just fine since: a) I have to drive my daughter to a swim meet in about ten minutes, and b) I got a few e-mails from folks offering the opinion that last night's Borefolio review, replete with heart-stirring reviews of Cisco product and partnership announcements, was almost as exciting as reading their VCR instruction manuals.

Hey, you want Boring? I do Boring.

By the way, Cisco announced today some "significant enhancements to its high-end routers that will enable network managers to improve bandwidth utilization, security and access in enterprise wide area networks (WANs), while reducing costs." But since I vowed to provide no more Cisco product news until after the elections, you're on your own to search the news on AOL (or at www.cisco.com) to get the fascinating details.

Speaking of Election Day, that's when Cisco will be reporting quarterly earnings. Between the Election returns and the Cisco report, I'll be so excited I probably won't get to sleep all night!


TODAY'S NUMBERS
BGP + 1/2 ...CSL + 3/8 ...CSCO - 1/4 ...GNT ---
OXHP -1...PMSI + 1/8 ...SLR - 7/8 

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                   Day   Month    Year  History
        BORING   -0.04%  -4.31%  11.38%  11.38%
        S&P 500  +0.61%   2.06%  12.85%  12.85%
        NASDAQ   -1.06%  -1.94%  15.57%  15.57%


    Rec'd  #   Security     In At       Now    Change

  2/28/96 200 Borders Gro    22.51     31.13    38.26%
   3/8/96 400 Prime Medic    10.07     13.00    29.11%
   2/2/96 200 Green Tree     30.39     39.00    28.34%
  8/13/96 100 Carlisle Co    52.65     57.50     9.21%
  6/26/96 100 Cisco Syste    53.90     57.63     6.91%
 10/15/96 100 Solectron C    54.52     52.38    -3.94%
  5/24/96 100 Oxford Heal    48.02     44.63    -7.08%



    Rec'd  #   Security      Cost     Value    Change

    2/28/96 200 Borders Gro  4502.49   6225.00  $1722.51
   2/2/96 200 Green Tree   6077.49   7800.00  $1722.51
   3/8/96 400 Prime Medic  4027.49   5200.00  $1172.51
  8/13/96 100 Carlisle Co  5264.99   5750.00   $485.01
  6/26/96 100 Cisco Syste  5389.99   5762.50   $372.51
  1/29/96 100 Solectron C  5452.49   5237.50  -$214.99
  5/24/96 100 Oxford Heal  4802.49   4462.50  -$339.99

                             CASH  $15252.86
                            TOTAL  $55690.36