Boring Portfolio Report
Thursday, October 3, 1996

by Greg Markus (MF Boring)

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (Oct. 3) The S&P 500, the Nasdaq composite index, and the Boring Portfolio each lost approximately two-tenths of a percentage point in value on Thursday in what could be characterized as quiet, somewhat apprehensive trading in anticipation of tomorrow's monthly jobs report from the Federal government.

Friday morning bright and early at 8:30am EDT, we'll get the official pronouncement about how many new nonfarm jobs were created, what fraction of the nation's labor force was out of work, and how hourly wages fared during the month of September.

If you recall the hundred-point-plus nosedives that the market has taken following a few of these reports earlier this year, you know the drill: fewer new jobs is good for stocks, increasing unemployment is better yet, and lower (or at least non-increasing) wages is best of all -- the idea being that the worse off that workers are, the less likely it is that inflation will rear its head, and hence the better the situation for equities investments.

I won't try your patience my pointing to all the various holes in this conventional wisdom (such as that wage-push inflation becomes a valid concern only if workers' wages are rising faster than the value of the stuff they produce per hour's work -- and that there is zero evidence this is occurring and at least some anecdotal data to the contrary).

Suffice it to say that the market doesn't listen to Boring, and so if the numbers come out good -- which is to say, bad -- tomorrow morning, the market turmoil could make you carsick if you let it. The fact that we're now in the month of October, the month of Black Tuesday's and Thursday's and what-not, probably doesn't help Mr. Market's equipoise much, either.

The wire service interviews with various economic gooroos tell me that what Mr. Market is expecting tomorrow is nonfarm payrolls up something like 175,000 to (maybe) 250,000, an unemployment rate rising from August's 5.1% to perhaps 5.3%, and wages up at most 0.2% to 0.5%.

Whatever. So far this year, every time the market has panicked over a monthly macrostat, it's offered us a fine opportunity to snatch a few bargains. Will that happen again this time around? How in the world should I know? Do I look like Michael Metz or something?

Oh yeah, Boring stocks. Quick summary: nuthin' much happened today. A couple of Borefolio holdings went up on Thursday, a few fell (including Borders Group, which gave back about half of yesterday's $2 1/2 gain), and a couple were unchanged.

Cisco CEO John Chambers put on his cautious face at the Montgomery Conference in San Francisco yesterday and tried, once again, to manage analysts' expectations downward. This time, he pointed to "decreasing visibility" with regard to future sales, due to customers' ordering equipment less far in advance than they had in the past. This, he said, could lead "to more variation in our revenue growth."

An alternative way to think of this is that Cisco's customers are ringing up and saying, "I need a bushel of routers and a basket of switches -- and I need them yesterday!!" -- which is a problem all businesses should hope to have. In any event, CSCO rose $ 7/8 today on volume of over 8 million shares and set a new intra-day high of $65 1/2 before settling in at $64 5/8 (bid).

Carlisle was the other Borefolio winner today, advancing $ 7/8, also. That gain established a new high for CSL, at $57 even. Hooray!

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Transmitted: 10/3/96


TODAY'S NUMBERS
BGP -1 1/8 ..CSL + 7/8 ..CSCO + 7/8 ..GNT ---..OXHP - 3/8 
PMSI ---...SPY - 1/16...TXI - 1/4 ...

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                   Day   Month    Year  History
        BORING   -0.20%   0.89%  17.43%  17.43%
        S&P 500  -0.18%   0.79%  11.45%  11.45%
        NASDAQ   -0.24%   0.51%  18.46%  18.46%


    Rec'd  #   Security     In At       Now    Change

  2/28/96 200 Borders Gro    22.51     38.13    69.35%
   3/8/96 400 Prime Medic    10.07     13.38    32.84%
   2/2/96 200 Green Tree     30.39     40.13    32.04%
  6/26/96 100 Cisco Syste    53.90     64.63    19.90%
  8/13/96 100 Carlisle Co    52.65     57.00     8.26%
  7/23/96 100 S&P Deposit    64.15     69.41     8.19%
  1/29/96 100 Texas Indus    54.50     58.50     7.34%
  5/24/96 100 Oxford Heal    48.02     47.38    -1.35%


    Rec'd  #   Security      Cost     Value    Change

  2/28/96 200 Borders Gro  4502.49   7625.00  $3122.51
   2/2/96 200 Green Tree   6077.49   8025.00  $1947.51
   3/8/96 400 Prime Medic  4027.49   5350.00  $1322.51
  6/26/96 100 Cisco Syste  5389.99   6462.50  $1072.51
  7/23/96 100 S&P Deposit  6414.99   6940.63   $525.64
  8/13/96 100 Carlisle Co  5264.99   5700.00   $435.01
  1/29/96 100 Texas Indus  5449.99   5850.00   $400.01
  5/24/96 100 Oxford Heal  4802.49   4737.50   -$64.99


                             CASH   $8025.95
                            TOTAL  $58716.58