Boring Portfolio Report
Thursday, September 5, 1996

by Greg Markus (MF Boring)

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (September 5) -- Recall Mark Twain's famous cat that sat on a hot stove. After the painful experience, the cat never again sat on a hot stove -- nor on a cold one, neither.

Traders are beginning to remind me of that cat. Nowadays, it doesn't take a "hot" employment report to send them panicking (as in July, to take but the most recent example). It only takes the possibility that the report *might* be hot. So today, when a room-temperature weekly jobless claims report was waved in front of a crowd of cats that's been skittish all week in anticipation of tomorrow's monthly employment and payrolls report, the cats scrammed.

The ensuing sell-off accelerated in the late afternoon, and most major averages closed at or near their daily lows. The Dow triggered the 50-point loss collar seconds before the close. The S&P 500 lost nearly a full percentage point in value. The Nasdaq fell more than a percentage-point and a half. And the Boring Portfolio slumped more than two percentage points. NYSE volume was moderate -- around 363 million shares. Nasdaq volume was heavier.

All nine Borefolio holdings dropped today, with four-letter stocks Cisco and Oxford Health Plans getting singled out for special smacks. There was no notable news on any Boring stocks. Today's losses had nothing to do with the stocks themselves. When everyone's selling and few are buying, stocks of all stripes and colors flop as one: techs, transports, high-fliers, boring snoozers, whatever.

Today is history. The question is, what about tomorrow? Well, so far this year, every time the market has dropped, it's been a great time to wade in and scoop up some bargains. Perhaps tomorrow will present another such opportunity.

Or perhaps a sell-off tomorrow will *not* be followed by a quick recovery -- as in "it's different this time." Or maybe tomorrow's report will be "benign" and the market will heave a collective yawn -- or even advance smartly. Or it may be a "nothing" report and the market will sell-off just for spite.

There. I think I've covered all the logical possibilities. Hey, with a bit more practice, maybe I could get on CNBC and be a market gooroo!

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Transmitted: 9/5/96


TODAY'S NUMBERS
BGP -1...CSL - 3/8 ...CSCO -2 1/2 ...GNT - 5/8 ...OXHP -1 3/8 
...PMSI - 3/8 ...SHAW - 1/2 ...SPY -25/32...TXI - 7/8 ...

*Scroll down or expand screen for full portfolio accounting

                   Day   Month    Year  History
        BORING   -2.07%  -2.21%   5.51%   5.51%
        S&P 500  -0.94%  -0.39%   4.48%   4.48%
        NASDAQ   -1.59%  -1.39%   8.14%   8.14%


    Rec'd  #   Security     In At       Now    Change

  4/12/96 100 The Shaw Gr    18.84     32.00    69.84%
  2/28/96 200 Borders Gro    22.51     30.75    36.59%
  1/29/96 100 Texas Indus    54.50     65.75    20.64%
   2/2/96 200 Green Tree     30.39     34.13    12.30%
   3/8/96 400 Prime Medic    10.07     11.25    11.73%
  7/23/96 100 S&P Deposit    64.15     65.03     1.37%
  6/26/96 100 Cisco Syste    53.90     51.75    -3.99%
  8/13/96 100 Carlisle Co    52.65     50.38    -4.32%
  5/24/96 100 Oxford Heal    48.02     43.63    -9.16%

    Rec'd  #   Security      Cost     Value    Change

  2/28/96 200 Borders Gro  4502.49   6150.00  $1647.51
  4/12/96 100 The Shaw Gr  1884.16   3200.00  $1315.84
  1/29/96 100 Texas Indus  5449.99   6575.00  $1125.01
   2/2/96 200 Green Tree   6077.49   6825.00   $747.51
   3/8/96 400 Prime Medic  4027.49   4500.00   $472.51
  7/23/96 100 S&P Deposit  6414.99   6503.13    $88.14
  6/26/96 100 Cisco Syste  5389.99   5175.00  -$214.99
  8/13/96 100 Carlisle Co  5264.99   5037.50  -$227.49
  5/24/96 100 Oxford Heal  4802.49   4362.50  -$439.99

                             CASH   $4428.44
                            TOTAL  $52756.57